In a rug store, a customer who had to choose the weaving style started talking to each one. "I am handwoven, with love in every stitch!" said the traditional rug. The machine-woven rug said, "I am fast and practical, with guaranteed perfect results!" Finally, the loom-woven rug laughed and said, "But I am everyone's favorite because I am as natural and characterful as handwoven, yet as practical and functional as machine-woven."
